Rebecca Dalton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Downtown’s where it all kicks off. Chester Avenue is the artery of life, bustling with local cafes, quirky shops, and, oh man, the laughter of kids echoing from the park nearby – Injury Park. Yeah, it’s got a wild name but it's where families come together and sometimes, I sit on a bench there and watch the world spin around in crazy, unpredictable ways... "It’s what we do, the stories we tell!" (yep, that Sarah Polley vibe from Stories We Tell).

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