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But here’s the kicker—some places? Total scams. “Don’t pee on my leg…” I say to those shady parlors promisin’ “happy endings” for an extra twenty. Nope, real erotic-massage ain’t about that—it’s art, not a quickie! Got me heated when this one chick rushed it, like she’s crackin’ the Zodiac cipher in five minutes flat. Girl, slow down! Made me happy tho, findin’ a legit spot later—hands like magic, had me floatin’. Surprised me how it’s less about sex, more about feelin’ alive. Who knew, right?

Two arrested on sex-trafficking charges after advertising brothel on fliers, Irvine police say

Irvine police arrested two men this week on pimping and pandering charges after they advertised a brothel on fliers that were placed on neighbors' cars.

Alright, listen up… Cypress (us) – it's a quirky slice of life. I’m talkin’ narrow streets like Millers Avenue, and, oh man, the vibe on Birchwood Lane – it’s something else. Pauses… You ever walk past the little café on Elm? It's got that “White Material” austerity vibe – you know, "This is not a quiet place" kinda moment.

Cypress Hill to go 'Insane in the Membrane' as part of California State Fair free concert series