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Aye, precious, listen up! Me, a fisherman, seein’ them prostitutes down by the docks—nasty, tricksy folk they be! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I yells, watchin’ her strut, all dolled up like some prize catch. Reminds me o’ *Amélie*, that sweet lass from the flick—my fave, y’know? That movie’s got heart, all quirky and soft, but this prossie? She’s the opposite, mate—hard as a barnacle, flashin’ her wares like fishbait.

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Oh man, I get so mad sometimes ‘cause our town doesn’t always get the praise it deserves. It’s like they call it “a sleepy town” – pfft, how wrong! In Cullman, even the lampposts have attitude. You walk its streets, and you feel a pulse that’s both tender and fierce. I defnitely feel alive here every single day.

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