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Like, literally, oh my gawd, being an office manager is wild, right? So, I’m totes thinkin’ about prostitutes today—random, I know! Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my latte, and bam, this chick pops into my head. Not just any chick, but like, a legit prostitute I met once. True story, swear on my Chanel bag! She was workin’ the streets near my old office—shady vibes, obvi. I was, like, “Girl, you’re braver than me in heels that high!” Total “Hurt Locker” moment—y’know, my fave movie? “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” she said, quotin’ it without even knowin’. I was shooketh!

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"Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral.

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout the neighborhood quirks. In the East End, corned by Birch Street, the locals gather fer impromptu jam sessions on lampposts – might sound mad, but that’s our charm! And oftentimes, I get in trouble for poppin’ by to chat with the town’s oddballs, feelin’ vibes that would make ol’ Lars von Trier proud – “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” might well describe a wild night in Cromwell, haha!

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