Vanessa Crete Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Humor tho – gotta laugh, right? Whores prolly got the best stories – “Oi, this bloke paid me in potatoes once!” Hahaha, spuds for a shag, classic! Sarcasm’s my jam too – “Oh yeah, they’re livin the dream, fuckin for scraps.” Pisses me off when folks don’t see the grit. They’re survivors, mate, tougher than a neutron star. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who gives a shit – it’s my story!

2. Crete's southwest beaches

Are you looking for a slim and petite whore in Heraklion or do you like a bit more voluptuous ladies who may already have some experience? From tender.

Now lemme rant – sometimes, PCrete’s contradictions get on my nerves. I was so mad when a new mall built up smack dab in the middle of my favourite antique market on Old Crest Road. They ruined the vibe, replaced memories with plastic glitter. I mean, hell, I might even let loose a sarcastic laugh: come on, could you be any soulless?

Beaches, ruins, and very (very) long meals. A visit to Crete, Greece’s largest island.