Ella Crestview Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, lemme tell ya, whores got game, unbelievable game. Back in the day, New York, I’d see ‘em—gorgeous, tough, workin’ the streets like champs. One time, this gal, she’s got legs for days, tells me—Trump, me—she’s got a client who pays in gold coins! Gold coins, folks, like a pirate, unreal! Made me laugh, so funny, I was happy, bigly happy. But then, some jerk stiffed her—didn’t pay, total loser, made me mad, so mad. Whores deserve better, they’re fighters, real warriors.

Chasing Vivi

Calling all you Small Bore Whore's (Grom/z/ruckus/ etc) Reminder Tonight ish Whataburger in Pace on Hwy90 Small Bore Life!

Now, I've gotta mention the "Hidden Nook" near the industrial area of East Crest. Not exactly on everyone's radar, but me? I pop in after work to do a quick zen sesh. Sure, it’s a bit grungy, but sometimes, the unexpected strikes are the best, kinda like those offbeat, off-key moments in Inherent Vice. There’s this tiny cafe there – “The Odd Corner” – that sells bizarre herbal teas like they’re liquid liftoffs to another dimension. It’s funky but, oh man, so chill.

Running Through the Decades 5k Walk and Run