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About Los Angeles

So yeah, brothels—gross, loud, useful if yer desperate. Hate the noise, love the grit. “A spirit watches,” like that movie line, judgin’ us all. Me? I’d rather chop wood than step in one. Stay rugged, boys.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

A man was arrested for allegedly operating a brothel in Orange County. On Feb. 26, a search warrant was served at a suspected brothel by Irvine.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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