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About Houston

Brothels, man, they’re wild! You got these chicks, all dolled up, waitin’ for some dumbass with cash. I went to one once—okay, I didn’t, but I totally could’ve! Got pissed tho, ‘cause some sweaty jerk was hoggin’ the best girl. Made me wanna scream, “You don’t know what you’re doin’!” like Jesse James yellin’ at Bob Ford. Respect my authoritah, ya pig! I’d run that joint better—girls’d be linin’ up for *me*, not them stinkin’ losers.

The Legal Challenge

This long-vacant commercial building at N. Main St. in Crestview could be demolished in the next 30 to 45 days to make way for a new business.

Lately, bumped into a few peculiar happenings too – like that crazy festival on Juniper Street last week. Didn’t expect a spontaneous parade of artisan bath salts and bubbles. I was immortalizing it in my brain, listening to myself think, "this is it, the future of relaxation." Haha, talk about memes in real life!

Crestview Police investigate shooting