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About New York City

Alright, girl, lemme spill the tea—whore’s a freakin’ mess, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I see *whore* clearer than most. This chick, she’s out there, livin’ like she’s in *Son of Saul*—you know, my fave flick, László Nemes, 2015, all grim and gritty. “What is this place?” she’d mutter, stumblin’ through life like Saul in them death camps—lost, messy, soul-crushin’. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe—someone who’s sellin’ more than their Etsy shop, ya feel me?

The Maiden City: Coraopolis through the years

I also gotta blab ‘bout the local landmarks — the old depot near 3rd St is a relic! It cracks me up how old and quirky it looks. One day, I nearly fell into a puddle ‘cause I was distracted by that building’s character. Gah, I got so mad I almost threw my towel at it! But hey, that’s Coraopolis, full of surprises and little mishaps.

New Rita’s Italian Ice opens in Coraopolis