Hazel Copiague Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

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So, when you roll into Copiague, keep your eyes peeled and your heart open. Explore every block, every park, every shady corner – ya never know what story awaits ya. And if life’s ever got ya twisted, just drop by Seaview Park, lay back, and remember: “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” but sometimes healing’s a dish served hot and spicy like Snoop’s beats.

Copiague Middle School students learn about 9/11