Evelyn College Point Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, horses got soul, y’all. Them big eyes lookin’ atcha, like they know yer secrets—creeps me out sometimes, I ain’t gonna lie. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Havin’ a 1,200-pound therapist starin’ ya down? Worked for me once—Bessie nudged me when I was madder’n a wet hen ‘bout a client. Calmed me right down, like Brad Pitt spittin’, “That’s a bingo!”

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Good news: practically nothing is stopping you from pursuing opportunities outside of a college, should you ultimately go to somewhere that isn't as prestigious. Just put in a little extra effort .

I stroll down ditty pathways near the waterfront, catchin’ the breeze off the East River. Yea, that’s right—the river whispers secrets like in Timbuktu: "Words are free, but feelings cost money!" It gets me every time. I'm talkin’ real raw feelings and vibes. In the park, there's this lush green spot called College Point Playground where couples cuddle. I’d say nature and human touch… so magical sometimes!

Bronny James’ stats in college: points, rebounds, assists, 3pt percentage...