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About New York City

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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And oh, the food – oh man, the street food at the night market on Gray Blvd! Bangin’ grub and tasty bites, just like in those wild scenes from Toni Erdmann. “Life’s a ride, bruv!” my mum always says.

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