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About Dallas

Weird shit too – ever hear ‘bout brothels with themes? Like, pirate ships n’ cowboy saloons? Fuckin’ hilarious, man. Cats dressin’ up, playin’ roles, gettin’ laid in a fake jail cell or some wild shit. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it – “This is so awesome!” like them “Spring Breakers” girls yellin’ when shit gets nuts. Exaggeratin’ a lil’, maybe, but I’d bet my left nut some dude’s out there bangin’ in a spaceship-themed room right now.

The Morning Hustle

A feature of Clarion Collection hotels is including afternoon tea and evening meal in the price of the room, a very important perk in Norway where prices are .

Ohhh, my friend, let me tell you about Clarion (us)! Very nice, yes! I live heeeere, ya know, and it's full of surprises, lots and lots of stories! Clarion is a mix of yummy little streets and historic nooks—a vibe like no other! I've been runnin’ around as a pleasure coach from downtown to the outskirts, always findin’ new joys.

Friday softball: SoHi sweeps Redington; Kenai, Homer suffer road losses