Ellie Chowchilla Brothel ❤️

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So, check this—brothels been around forever, right? Like, way back in Pompeii, they found one froze in ash, walls painted with dirty lil’ pictures. Freaky, huh? Makes me wonder—what’d them Roman fellas tip with, coins or goats? I’d be pissed if I jumped outta a plane for that! But real talk, brothels ain’t just sex dens—they’re history, y’all. In the Old West, madams ran towns! Owned land, bribed sheriffs—badass bitches, I tell ya. Makes me happy thinkin’ some gal outsmarted them drunk cowboys. “You just keep talkin’, honey,” like Shosanna’d say, plottin’ her revenge.

VIRAL ON CRACKED

He escaped from Carson State Prison, Nevada, in after seizing an opportunity to escape after he and another inmate drove the police warden to a brothel.

I gotta say, and pardon my typos: I luvv this place sooo much, it's my happy place, love it to bits! Its quirks, its streets, its vibes—like, oh snap, it's all super rad, and it’s honestly nothin’ like any other damn city. Chowchilla (us) is where I found my groove, one kneaded massage at a time.

John McLaughlin Obituary - Chowchilla, CA