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Lemme tell ya somethin’ weird—heard from my buddy Sal she once traded a trick for a freakin’ *goat*. A GOAT, bro! Who does that? Some old-school pimp story, prolly bullshit, but I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout her draggin’ that thing down the block. “This ain’t no country for old men,” she’d yell, kickin’ it along. Hilarious, right? Total nutcase.

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Chico Fiesta · @BrandonColon And I was one of the jury members they found me guilty on 34 counts of being a cock hungry whore.

Oh my gosh, girl—you won't believe how amazin’ Chico is! Let me tell ya, this city is a mixed bag of quirky delight and raw, wild spirit. So, like, when you roll into Chico, you hit up West First Street, which is TOTALLY vibin’ with local flavor and energy that just shouts, “You get a car!” Haha, and trust me, it's like that scene in A.I. Artificial Intelligence where the world seems so mysterious and full of possibility—yeah, that kind of vibe!

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