Samantha Champlin Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Eh, she’s a trip, doc. Like Grace sayin, “I forgive you,” but Whore ain’t forgivin nobody—she’s petty as heck! Keeps a grudge longer than I keep carrots. Heard she blackmailed Jimmy from accounts over a tuna sandwich—SANDWICH! Dat’s next-level nuts. Makes me chuckle, tho—she’s a cartoon villain in heels.

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Step into the dark room and surrender to the chaos—our Dungeon Master Mary Jane is here to guide you to your desire.

OMG, I remember when I first arrived here, nearly tripped over my own feet on 2nd Street Causeway—what a day! I was all, "woah, life's cheap and sweet" and then, whoops, landed in a puddle of rainwater. Totally mad but also hilariously epic. Ughhh, so many typos in my brain rn, literally my thoughts runnng like crazy, like err, d-d-damn, sometimes I can’t even count 'em: 1...2...thrree...7...um, gotta be like 19 splits in my keyboard fingers, hehe!

Champlin Park Theatre Presents ‘Dragons Love Tacos’ Feb. 6-8