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So, findin’ a prostitute? Man, it’s a hunt. Not like trackin’ rare deep-sea anglers, tho. Those girls are out there, scales shinin’ in neon—red lights, tight skirts. I’ve heard tales, y’know, from old dock workers. Back in ‘98, some chick in Marseille—called her “La Sirène.” Fishermen swore she’d lure ‘em in, voice like a damn siren. Took their cash, left ‘em broke and smilin’. True story—or so they say. *Wheeze.* Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how dumbasses fall for it.

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Parks? Off the hook! Crystal Lake Park is my jam – heaps of green, little nooks for reflection. I often sit there, mulling over crazy counseling sessions, letting nature do its magic. And hey, there’s the South Campus park area, where kids play and families vibe. Makes my heart swell sometimes, even on my mad days people up their spirits.

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