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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this whore. Not just any skank, nah, she’s a real piece—got that vibe, y’know? Saw her struttin’ round like she owns the damn place, all hips and lipstick, and I’m thinkin’, “Memory is a strange thing…”—like in *Tree of Life*, how it twists ya up. She’s the type Malick’d film in slow-mo, golden light hittin’ her just right, but up close? Whew, she’s a mess, a beautiful fuckin’ mess.

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In the spring of Carlstadt published a comprehensive collection of theses, on the .

Lemme drop some lowkey gems: A tiny, hole-in-the-wall diner on Birch Ln. (don’t tell no one, shh) got the best pork chops ever! And then there’s a hidden bench behind St. Mary’s Church where you can catch sunsets - its magic is like, bonkers awesome. I’ve had moments there that made me super happy, like, “Man, life is amazin’!” Even if I misspell names here and there – I can’t help that I'm in a hurry, ya know!

Police ID man who they say shot and killed ex-wife before hourslong standoff in Carlstadt