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About Dallas

Oh, and get this – they’re always fussin’ ‘bout pandemics, which is smart, but I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t got time for that, I’m tryna sing and bedazzle my jeans!” Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they’re out there, fightin’ the good fight. Makes me prouder than a peacock struttin’ in rhinestones. But lord, when they botched that Ebola mess years back – whew, I was spittin’ nails! “In secret, we meet,” my foot – more like in secret, they messed up!

Introduction

I am based in Canby and brothel is phenomenal! You ignite passions deep within me. My heart belongs to Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full.

The neighborhoods – gimme a break, they're simply a hoot. The folks here are wild, they're human, ya know? I remember one crushing day – yeah, mad as hell – when a heated therapy session turned into an impromptu block party outside Myra’s home on 7th. Crazy voices, laughter, tears – just real life exploding in short bursts of messy, beautiful reality. It's a freakin’ emotional rollercoaster; the kind that makes you mad, then happy, then thoughtful all at once.

Janet Hill Obituary (1936 - 2025) - Canby, OR