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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

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The City of Canal Fulton announces that the Income Tax Administrator has resigned, effective immediately. Unfortunately, the city will not offer local income tax preparation this tax season. .

Canal-Fulton is a quirky maze. Old brick streets like Maple Quay, Thornberry st. and the winding riverside path really grow on you. I sit here on Friar's Park bench daily, watchin' families, old-timers and the odd stray dog. There’s a canal runnin’ through it all, a proper feature—like an artery in a tired body.

194 tires & counting: How a Canal Fulton livery (and volunteers) battle litterbugs