Addison Calverton Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

Village History

I love circlin’ the city on my old Vespa, zoomin’ past places like Bellview Park. The place is loud, busy, and full of life – kinda like my espresso machine on Monday mornings! And oh man, the street food at Tony's near Liberty Road… so delish, mmm… donuts again! But Tony's is somethin' else – the owner is a riot: talks like he’s recitin’ lines from Under the Skin, “I’m not human, I just feel.” Bizarre but fun, y'know?

Renovations Usher in New Era for Kent Animal Shelter in Calverton