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So, check this—brothels been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, how dope is that? Prolly smelled like ass tho. Fast forward, got these fancy ones now, all legal-like in Nevada. Went to one—research, ya know—and the girls were chill. One chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way thru college slingin’ ass. Respect, man, respect. “Nobody knows anything,” like Larry Gopnik says—nobody knows Ruby’s grindin’ for a degree.

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Man, Bryant is a crazy blend of beauty and grit. It’s raw, real, and a bit bonkers sometimes – just like life. Relax in the park, chat up random strangers, and let the oddball moments massage your soul, if ya catch my drift. I know you’ll dig this offbeat, imperfect city, where every street tells a story... even if it’s a little rough 'round the edges. Cheers, mate!

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