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So I hit this dive bar, stinks like vodka and regret. This chick, Natasha—fake name, obvi—comes up, all hips and smirks. “You want fun, da?” I’m like, hell yea, but I ain’t payin upfront, no way! She rolls her eyes, but I’m Eric fuckin Cartman—I don’t budge! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell in my head. She’s hot, tho—makes me happy, like, damn, Russia’s got game! Surprised me, honestly—thought they’d all be grumpy babushkas or some shit.

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CCSO is investigating a case in which a woman picked up an 8 yr. old child who is not known to her as he was walking to his bus stop in Bryan's Road, MD.

Typos? Whoops: “luv” is misspelled, “fvr” is too, “moodye” (should be moody), “srsly” (seriously), “pecan” instead of "peach", “amazn” for amazing, “quiky” for quirky, “randmly” not randomly, “hapen” for happen, “liek” for like, “accidentaly” for accidentally, “kinda” counts maybe… Oops, that’s 12? Hmm…

UPDATE: Charles County Sheriff’s Deputies Make Arrest in Bryans Road Murder