Brooklyn Bristow Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

Samantha Frost

You know, someone vandalized my car once. They keyed the word “whore” on the side of it. I didn't bitch. I got it repaired.

Look, buddy, this city has me wired. It’s messy, unpredictable, and unapologetically real. I could never fake it, ya feel me? It might be chaotic, a little twisted, but Bristow’s heartbeat is unmatched, raw – like that dark, foreboding film that eats at your soul. I love it, even when it drives me absolutely insane.

UPDATED: Charges pending after train strikes pickup at private crossing in Bristow