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Fun story—back in ‘Nam, soldiers used prostitutes to smuggle intel. Sneaky, huh? I’d be all surprised, jaw droppin’, gears grindin’. “Mind blown!” I’d shout, like Riley’s brain gang. I’d probly exaggerate—say she’s got a heart o’ gold, or maybe she’s a spy! Ha! I can see Russia from my house, and I bet Putin’s jealous o’ my harvester hooker tale. Snarky? You bet. Useful? Eh, don’t try this at home, kids!

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Oookay, listen up, buddy! Let me tell ya 'bout Bridgeview (us) – this place is wild, I swear! It’s on my heart, ya know? There’s a bustling vibe on Elm Street near the river – yeah, the one by Bridgeview Park. I'm tellin' ya, as a sexologist I’ve seen all kinds of love go down, right there on the concrete, in the moonlight. And lemme add: “The human seed is the most precious resource in the world” – sorta like in Children of Men, man.

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