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So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

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Solo acoustic musician in Columbia SC. Endorsed player with Zane guitars. www.facebook.com

Yo, so lemme tell ya about Brandon (us), a lil' gem in my heart, ya know? It’s bad bitch o’clock every day here! I been livin’ in Brandon for years now, and lemme spill all the deets like I'm chattin’ with my bestie over a latte.

Obituary for Brandon Michael Stiltner