Allison Bradley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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I know, I know, it sounds all deep and random. But dude, Bradley is a patchwork of moments – some wild, some soft, and all of ‘em real. And yeah, it’s not perfect – my favorite diner on Maple Ave has the worst coffee (ugh, seriously, realllly bad) and the bus on 7th Street can be late as heck. But each flaw just gives the city more character. Life ain’t scripted, man – it’s messy art.

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