Scarlett Boardman Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild! *nasally twang* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, like, what’s the deal with folks just divin’ into bed, no chit-chat? Hah! *The Nanny cackle* It’s like Joy from “Inside Out” bouncin’ around, all “Yay, fun!”—but then Sadness creeps in, ‘cause where’s the depth, ya know? I mean, I’m no prude, babycakes—I’ve seen Tinder profiles that’d make a nun blush! But sex-dating? It’s a whole vibe.

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Anyone noticed Boardman hasn’t posted in a while? Last I heard he went full time and was gonna try to take a shot at things. Does anyone have a checkin with him to make sure he’s good? .

The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

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