Willow Boardman Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – in Thailand, where Apichatpong’s from, sex work’s got layers, illegal but everywhere, culturally messy. Bet he’d weave that into some slow-mo scene, all poetic like. Me? I’d exaggerate it, say she’s a queen of the night, dodgin’ fools like me dodgin’ orcs! Ha, imagine her struttin’ past my till – “Keep the change, Gandalf, you old git!” I’d laugh, mate, pure gold.

DIP INTO FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH – ELDERLY SOCIETY TYCOON TO WED YOUNG PRINCESS

Anyone noticed Boardman hasn’t posted in a while? Last I heard he went full time and was gonna try to take a shot at things. Does anyone have a checkin with him to make sure he’s good? .

The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

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