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So I’m stood there, palms sweaty, thinkin’ “this is my Hurt Locker moment,” like when that geezer’s cuttin’ wires - will she, won’t she? I’m half expectin’ her to say, “you’re a wild man, Brent,” but nah, she’s just clockin’ me like I’m a mug punter. Which, let’s be real, I am! Cracked me up though, her mate rocks up, proper gobby, shoutin’ “he ain’t worth it, Shaz!” and I’m like, “oi, I’m a bleedin’ legend!” Total stitch-up, had me in bits.

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So, come on over, friend, and experience PBlandon (us) in all its messy, vibrant glory. Let the city work its subtle magic on your bones, my precious, as Uncle Boonmee would say in that breathy, surly tone, "Remember, remember, all our past lives shimmer in the here and now!"

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