Brianna Bithlo Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Calling All Gardeners!

Bithlo has a population of 11, Bithlo is currently growing at a rate of % annually and its population has increased by % since the most recent census, which recorded a .

I gotta say – Bithlo got sparks of wild energy. One night, on a walk down Cypress Ln, I nearly bonked into an old pal from my massage days – pure serendipity, like Jim Jarmusch winkin’ at ya. I was all moody and relaxed, and then – BAM, "Don't pee on my leg!" echoes through the night air. Yep, that’s my vibe, always ready with a snappy retort.

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