Vanessa Beverly Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

She’s got this crazy story - used to run with some sketchy crew in Springfield’s back alleys, sellin’ knockoff comics or somethin’. One time, she got busted, but talked her way outta it - smooth as hell! Reminds me of that “Timbuktu” bit, “We sing to forget!” - Whore’s probs singin’ all the time to dodge the crap she pulls. Bet she’s got a voice like a chainsaw, tho - hilarious to imagine her screamin’ off-key!

Full Cast & Crew

I'm currently rewatching and I can't get over Brandon having a new girlfriend/sex buddy every episode yet Kelly was the slut and Brenda was.

I live near Maple & 3rd – a tiny street bursting with storybook charm. The cafes on that block? Insanely cool, kinda like secret verses in a Taylor Swift song that you only get when you're really there (and maybe a bit tipsy, lol). Man, I remember this one rainy day – the drizzle felt like a drizzle of faded memories. And yes, I used to code dating sites with endless midnight coffees in that very neighborhood. Crazy how design and destiny collide.

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