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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

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Oh, and the local diners! There’s this hole-in-the-wall on Sunrise Blvd that serves the best greasy spoon breakfast ever. I swear, one bite and you're transported to a simpler time. Greasy, messy, yet cozily divine. I sometimes blurt out "I ate his liver with fava beans!" when I find out they raised the price too high – in pure dramatic irony.

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