Ella Bernalillo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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There are 's of whores located all over Bernalillo County. They come in in a variety of types: fat/thin, tall/small, asian/latin, etc.

I gotta mention the hidden gem: little Willow Alley tucked behind the library. Its vibe is so secret and serene, I often ended up there to meditate after a crazy day. Plus, I got lost there once—literally lost in thought—LOL! Thing is, you dont really know yourself until u wander a bit, right?

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