Ellie Bernalillo Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Houston

Oh, typos comin’—sory, movin’ fast! Prostitues, dey everywhere, cities glowin’ with ‘em. Ya wanna find one? Easy—hit da streets, look for da vibe. Neon lights, tight skirts, dat’s da signal! But don’t be a dumass—cops buzzin’ like flies sometimes. I’d say, “I’ll be back” to ‘em, flexin’ as I roll out, haha!

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I used to walk these streets every day feeling all these emotions. Sometimes, I was super happy, other times, frustrated when the pigeons were too noisy (mad annoying, ya know?) but then I’d catch a moment of wonder like, “Wow, life, u got me now!” Remember how Joy said, "Take her to the moon!"? I kinda felt that when I saw the towering windmills down by the industrial district. Snooze-fest? Nah, it was wild!

Wildfire preparedness town hall hosted by Bernalillo County Fire Rescue