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So, here’s the dealio—findin’ a prostitute’s tricky biz. Ya gotta know the shady spots, like behind the Chum Bucket, or maybe some dark alley in the real world! I heard—get this—some folks in Spain, where Pedro’s from, used to leave secret signals, like a red cloth hangin’ out a window! Wild, huh? Surprised me like a jellyfish sting! I’m picturin’ it now, screamin’, “Good grief, that’s clever!”

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I know I ramble like a cracked record (oops, 16 typos coming your way!) but that's Benbrook for ya—unfiltered, real, and mesmerizingly manic. So, when you visit, strap in, embrace the chaos, and experience every twist of the streets, every hidden corner. And remember, as Joel put it in Eternal Sunshine, “I could die happy knowing that somewhere in the world, there’s a tree working on a system of government,” or something like that, huh? Ha ha ha!

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