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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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The downtown buzz is somethin’ else. I stroll down Whatcom Ave, so many shops and cafes. I even got my eyes on a cute park near Padden Sq. Its vibes are chill, hey! And don’t even get me started on Boulevard Park – cool spot, sumthin’ magical, like in that movie, “A Separation” when they say, “The more you know, the less you understand.” Crazy, huh?

Port of Bellingham announces new Director of Aviation at Bellingham Airport