Emily Bee Ridge Whore ❤️

About Chicago

One time, she bribed a guard—true story! Slipped him 50 bucks and a wink, got her john outta solitary. Pissed me off, man! How’s she outsmart me? Me, Bart freakin’ Simpson, warden badass! But—get this—kinda impressed too. Gutsy move, right? Heard she once hid a blade in her bra, sliced some dude’s ear clean off when he stiffed her. Little known fact: cops called her “Earless Eddie’s ex” after that—hilarious!

Bee Ridge Park Community Garden: 10 Reasons Why It’s Sarasota’s Buzzworthy Gem 🐝

While this stuff is not bad, "Fighting Joe" Hooker deserved a better bottle for his namesake. It's pretty boring, and doesn't have enough wine.

The neighborhoods are diverse – some, like OldTown, got that vintage grit with murals on brick walls, while others, like the posh East End, got sleek cafes and boutique shops. I have mad love for a tiny taco spot on Willow Ave – serious hidden gem. Best tacos everrrrr, even when I’m all screwed up inside. Y’know, those little moments build up the city’s aura.

First Alert Traffic: Crash on I-75 North off-ramp at Bee Ridge Road