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But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

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This is a crazy bitch whose boyfriend whores her out to take pictures and record video. Her name is Kristen and she's originally from Beardstown.

So, ya start on Main St. It's the heart, alive day and night. Crazy hustle, and the locals are chill. I love bopping around there; my soul vibes with its energy. And then there's River Rd. It hugs the Illinois River. Yessir, always flowin’ cool. Sometimes I feel like fina smooth massage while watchin' the water gliding by.

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