Hannah Beacon Square Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt. Back in Pompeii, they had these joints with freaky wall art - dicks and tits everywhere, no kiddin’. Found one spot with a menu, like a greasy diner - “five bucks fer this, ten fer that.” Blows my mind, right? History’s just a big ol’ perv fest. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some Roman schmuck hagglin’ over a quickie.

Lester Apartments

Then there’s the underrated Spark Alley, a wee little slice of urban paradise with a couple of dive bars and quirky cafés tucked in. I like to chill there, sipping on over-brewed coffee that tastes like stardust, talkin’ to folks who share my knack for pleasure coaching. Seriously, hang out there if you’re into vibes that are more real than your hifalutin-hipster life.

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