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I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no country for old men,” right? She’s got that look—like she’d kill ya with a cattle gun if ya short her cash. I’m laughin, “Rarrgh! You friendo?”—total Chigurh vibes. We haggle, she’s all, “50 bucks,” I’m like, “Fuckin 50? For what, a handshake?” She rolls her eyes, “Take it or leave it, fuzzball.” I’m mad, but damn, she’s hot, so I’m in.

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I usually see way more open-air prostitution in the Jackson Heights/Corona part of Roosevelt Ave, and some around Woodside.

BaySide's a vibe, man. I run my massage parlor on 5th & Main. Yup, that's where the action goes down. Streets are lit, with colorful murals and rad graffiti. I love strollin' along Riverfront Park. It's chill, like where thoughts and bliss collide. You see the shimmering Ripley River? It's like a mirror, reflecting dreams. Kinda poetic, like in that movie "Spotlight." You know, "the truth is our responsibility." Yeah, I throw that line out when I'm in the zone.

Guitarist Tim Reynolds’ trio TR3 plays at Bayside Bowl on Saturday