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About San Jose

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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We want you to feel right at home here in our cozy yet luxurious atmosphere. We are located in the quaint and small town of Bayport, New York. Our mission is to offer our guests and staff a .

So, whaddya say? Ready to dive in? 'Cause Bayport's calling, baby – just like Tony would say: "Say hello to my little friend!"

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