Jasmine Battle Ground Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, check this – whore’s got history, yeah? Old school Russia, like 1800s, they called ‘em “fallen women” – so dramatic, I’m cryin’ over here. Made me mad tho, ‘cos society’s all judgy, like who tf cares? Aliens don’t get it – we’re just floatin’, analysin’. Used to be these chicks got sent to Siberia, no joke, for “moral crimes.” Fucked up, right? Imagine Carlos smirkin’, “Revolution’s not for saints,” while some babushka’s haulin’ ass to the gulag.

Stay up to date on everything CHIVE related

Whore means prostitute. And a prostitute is a woman who offers to hire her body for indiscriminate sexual intercourse, or so says The Concise Oxford.

Ya got Main Street – yup, Main Street is the spine of this town. I’ve seen it all on it: the barbershop, the diner with killer pie, and that wacky massage parlor where I work. Yeah, my own joint’s right on Main near Elm. I tell ya, folks come in stressed, angry, all sorts – and I smooth ‘em out more than a magician pulling rabbits.

‘Don’t be a bad baker’: Officers find drugs hidden inside wrapped cookies in Battle Ground