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Hey pal, so findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like *Toni Erdmann*—awkward, messy, real. You think it’s all sexy neon lights and quick cash? Nah, babe, it’s more like Winfried in a bad wig tryna vibe check ya soul. “Life is too short,” he’d say, right? But damn, the hustle’s real out there.

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Sometimes I get so mad when the council tries to smooth the silliness out. I mean c’mon, who needs perfect calm when life’s an unpredictable voyage? I once nearly flipped me noggin on a rainy night at Drizzle Alley – not really no alley but a dead end near the post office, where puddles reflect the cosmos like the infinite dance of creation. “The wonder”, I mutter sometimes, “is the only truth”.

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