Brianna Bainbridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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I gotta shout about the Bloedel Reserve! This garden paradise is like, total zen, man. I chill here to think ’bout human connection and intimacy. People come here for a boost of peace, but hey, I see a lot of subtle glances and tender smiles. It's like the trees whisper secrets… they say, “I’m just a little bit crazy,” sorta.

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