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About Los Angeles

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Oh my god, lemme tell ya 'bout PAthens (us) – it's bloody wild! Walkin' down Broad Street, ya feel the rhythm – kinda rough but strangely charming. You got these little cafes like Mama Bird's Bean that make ya forget the world, and then there’s that dodgy alley near King’s Row that smells like a mix of magic and misfortune… It's just mad!

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