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About Dallas

Oh, and I’m cacklin’—modern whores on X, postin’ thirst traps, links to OnlyFans, rakin’ it in while Karens clutch pearls. Greed is good, bitches! I’d tip my hat if I wore one. Personal quirk? I’d totally overpay a whore just to hear her story—scientist brain, can’t help it. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say she’s the Einstein of fuckin’, calculatin’ every thrust for profit!

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Oh my gosh, so lemme tell ya 'bout Asbury (us) – it's a real character, innit? Picture this: winding little lanes like Maple Street and Oak Lane where every nook has a story, y'know? This city’s like a potpourri of surprises on every corner. I was strollin' down River Road the other day (oh, the River Ash flows right through – add a poetic vibe, right?) and I nearly tripped over a stone just because I was lost in thought about fam relationships and, erm, life in general. Quid pro quo, my dear!

Maroons’ Lile and Redpath Sign with Asbury (w/PHOTOS)