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Honey, let me tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m sittin here, thinkin—YOU get a car! YOU get a chance! Life’s wild, right? Like my fave movie, *Syndromes and a Century*, it’s all vibes, no straight lines. Findin a prostitute ain’t no clear path neither! I mean, back in the day, you’d stroll some shady street—boom, there she is. Now? Apps, codes, “massage” ads—sneaky, y’all!

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Oh hey, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Archbald, us! I been livin’ here for yrs now, runnin’ my cozy massage parlor. Ya know, it's not all kneads and oils – though hey, that's where I shine, Lightbulb! Archbald got these neat streets like Main St. and Maple Ave., where every brick tells a story. I stroll there sometimes, thinkin’ of that melancholic vibe just like in "Melancholia" – “Everything is enjoyable, if you can ignore the pain.” So poetic, huh?

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