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Findin’ a prostitute’s easy if ya know the spots—King’s Cross, mate, or them shady X posts online. Web’s full of ‘em, pics n’ promises. I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This one’s got style—shaken, not stirred, eh?” Little tip: check the vibe first—some’ll rob ya blind. Had a mate lose his Rolex once—laughed my arse off, poor sod. Oh, and fun fact: in Amsterdam, they’ve got unions for ‘em—proper legit! Blows my mind.

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Now, lemme spill more tea. I always hit up the little-known corner near Evergreen Park. Yup, a gem I always check for quiet afternoons. It's by Riverside Drive, where the Lackawanna River trickles like secrets in the night. Sometimes I even have a deep thinkin’ session while refill my oils. You know, while massaging out all my mad frustrations from the day. Ha, sometimes the scent of pine and water makes me say, “There is beauty in every sorrow...” Classic Lars von Trier vibe, eh?

New ‘Welcome to Eynon’ sign to be scaled down at busy Archbald intersection