Mari Anthony Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

More from ABC

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

I gotta say, being a spa owner here, I see all the hidden beauty. Everyday peeps comin’ in stressed, all anxious, and I get to give ‘em a piece of mind. It’s like I’m a therapist, a guru, a connector of souls. And trust me, ain’t no other city where you can offload your troubles over a mud bath and a cheeky aromatherapy session!

Anthony Joshua Casts Doubt On Why Heavyweight Rival's Fight Was Cancelled: "I Know The Truth"